結婚式のスピーチ

結婚式のスピーチを見つけました。長かったので一部分だけで！

これはギルスからケビンに贈るスピーチです。

When Kevin asked me to be his best man he dulled the fear I would experience by plying me with a few pints and offering me a tenner. I told him I couldn't be bought, so then he offered me twenty-five quid, and I asked him if he thought I was cheap. Finally he offered me fifty quid. So good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, my name is Giles and I'm the best man!!